The Secret Mushroom vagisodium:
when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it

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I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
(Source: yamasks, via laughcentre) agayboy:
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
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(Source: overhumor) imallforspooky:
ladyavenger:
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can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
yes

I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
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psyducked:
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
so who’s going to write that damn book
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CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
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georgetakei:
They bearly noticed.
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-keepsmiling:
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
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